This one is specially for Elder Daughter. She always enjoys 'blonde' jokes - courtesy of TK, as always.
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the otherswimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Plaster board and dust
So, we're still no further forward on the British Gas smart meter front and I've given up making non-existent appointments with them...
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So, we're still no further forward on the British Gas smart meter front and I've given up making non-existent appointments with them... -
I'm not generally renowned for my patience but I think in this respect, I have demonstrated a reasonable track record, but enough is eno...
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New Year - and diet and excercise loom large on the horizon, but now that I no longer have my dog, Lucy, walking has lost its appeal, altho...
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Lots and lots of blonde jokes here:
http://indianhillmediaworks.typepad.com/outoftheinbox/
Excuse me but in your profile picture you definitely look blonde!
Blonde and intelligent.
And gorgeous.
And intelligent.
Did I mention gorgeous?
Dale, thank you kind sir. (Cheque's in the post!)
YP - well sort of more light brown really but chemically enhanced! Does that count?
dale - i think you missed out the bit about 'vacuous, pitiful, bitter and over the hill'...
If my mind was as nasty I'd want to be anonymous too!
I'm with you, YP.
Anonymous - you are a f*cking prick!!! Still. "vacuous, pitiful, bitter and over the hill" is better than impotent, small minded, small prick and no personality....If you have nothing better to say, then don't bother commenting!
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