"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Blonde power!

This one is specially for Elder Daughter. She always enjoys 'blonde' jokes - courtesy of TK, as always.

A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the otherswimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!


Anonymous said...

Lots and lots of blonde jokes here:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Excuse me but in your profile picture you definitely look blonde!

Dale said...

Blonde and intelligent.

And gorgeous.

And intelligent.

Did I mention gorgeous?

Jennyta said...

Dale, thank you kind sir. (Cheque's in the post!)
YP - well sort of more light brown really but chemically enhanced! Does that count?

Anonymous said...

dale - i think you missed out the bit about 'vacuous, pitiful, bitter and over the hill'...

Yorkshire Pudding said...

If my mind was as nasty I'd want to be anonymous too!

Jennyta said...

I'm with you, YP.

Iatros said...

Anonymous - you are a f*cking prick!!! Still. "vacuous, pitiful, bitter and over the hill" is better than impotent, small minded, small prick and no personality....If you have nothing better to say, then don't bother commenting!


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