Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Find below a list of companies catering for most tastes:Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged
Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union ;
Sex with your maid- Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga !
Sex resulting in pregnancy- General Accident
and finally
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
TK's Insurance advice
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Ha! Ha!
Sex on a haystack - NFU Mutual
Sex before death - Suffolk Life
Sex threesome with a vicar and a doctor - Clerical Medical
Sex with your wife's best mate - Friends Provident
Sex with dyslexics - Kwik Fit Insurance
Sex with Welsh hill sheep - Simply Business
Nice one, YP! :)
Now you've got me wondering which one I should sign up to!
Now you've got ME wondering which YOU think you should sign up to! ;)
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