Cat lovers look away now! This little gem comes from Keith, who sad to say, is not a cat lover.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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4 comments:
Now I know that this is so wrong but I laughed at this sooo much. I wonder if that'll work on the Warthog? Mmmmm Willow.... bath time......
I did wonder the same thing about Paddy, John. ;)
What an outrageous and thoroughly offensive post! Cat lovers everywhere will be heading to Wrexham with burning torches. I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight as I imagine the poor pussy half-drowning in your toilet as it cries for assistance.
Me 'art bleeds, YP. Keith's too. ;)
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