I have noticed recently that the spacebar on the desktop computer keyboard doesn't work properly. Inotherwordsitdoesn'tleavespacesbetweenwords! However, Keith to the rescue - he has fixed it. Not in the ordinary sense of the word, of course. Keith doesn't 'do' ordinary! His method of fixing was to tip a glass of finest Australian red all over it (well Australian red, anyway). So now, none of the keys work.However, not to be outdone, I retrieved another one from the cupboard under the stairs. (Doesn't everyone keep keyboards under the stairs?) And guess what! That one doesn't work either. Why? Well, it's had red wine tipped over it.You'd think he'd have learned by now, wouldn't you? It's white wine that does the trick!
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6 comments:
You mean he didn't know that it's only white wine that will fix it?? :o)
Glad to see your quaffing aussie vino!
Red Wine.....Astrailian.....red....Black Opal....that will fix ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gald you got you keyboard fixed!!!!
I highly recommend an Aussie Chardonnay for keyboard repair. Linden, to be specific. Lovely. Also great for drinking. Enter a world of fun. Ctrl your Life. Delete your troubles. Good on ya, mate!
A unanimous vote for Australian wine then! :)
"(Doesn't everyone keep keyboards under the stairs?)"
No. I work in IT, so I nick them from the office when I need a new one :-)
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