I found this site where you can take a test to find out how 'different' you are from the rest of the human race! Thanks to Crash n'Donna for that discovery. When I did it, I was dismally conformist, so I haven't published the result - maybe I'll try again and cheat! :)
Life in north east England (yes, we've moved!) with an eccentric Welshman and a small white dog that thinks he's a Rottweiler.
More S.A.S. sheep

Today we were cruising around the Clwydian mountains and we came across some sheep (surprise, surprise!) - in the mountains, on the grass, meandering along the lanes, throwing themselves in front of the car.....
If you look at the determined expression on this sheep's face, you will understand that the cattle grids in Yorkshire would pose no problem for her! Welsh sheep - they make 'em tough over here!
Boxes 'r Us

Boxes 'r Us

Keith's not the only one who can have collections of boxes - but mine are more upmarket, being coloured and plastic. This is the result of my day's work sorting out my stuff from school into that which can be safely binned and that which it would be advisable to keep for future supply work, bearing in mind our limited storage space.
Sat. nav. local version
Last night, Keith had a wonderful brainwave. He does get them occasionally - wine inspired often. You will recall that he recently aquired a PDA with satellite navigation software? Read all about it here Well, he has now decided it would be a good marketing strategy to provide the commentary in a range of dialects. Brilliant or wot!! So, instead of the cultured German accent we hear at present, customers from Merseyside would hear, "Eh, giiiirl, come'head, yez are on the wrong road! Yer doin' me 'ead in!"
In Yorkshire, the instructions would go as follows: "Eh up lad, tha's on t' wrong road, tha knows!"
In Bristol, it would be, "Yur, what you think you'm doin' over yur, then?"
The Irish would hear, "I wouldn't make the next right turn if I were you or ye'll be comin' back on yeself afore ye get there."
The creme de la creme would be the Welsh version:
"Back her wants to go, come the bugger went." (Instructions on reversing).
(With apologies for any readers from any of these regions before I start getting poison pen letters! :)
In Yorkshire, the instructions would go as follows: "Eh up lad, tha's on t' wrong road, tha knows!"
In Bristol, it would be, "Yur, what you think you'm doin' over yur, then?"
The Irish would hear, "I wouldn't make the next right turn if I were you or ye'll be comin' back on yeself afore ye get there."
The creme de la creme would be the Welsh version:
"Back her wants to go, come the bugger went." (Instructions on reversing).
(With apologies for any readers from any of these regions before I start getting poison pen letters! :)
Honourable mention
Found a great blog today through Gemmak. It's called Maggiezfarm
Check it out and enjoy!
While I am mentioning people, a friend of mine keeps reminding me that I haven't yet mentioned him in this blog, so here goes....
I have known Tony for several years and even longer by repute (enough said about that but suffice it to say that his fame went before him!). He took early retirement from his deputy headship (catching, isn't it!) and then began to do supply teaching at my school. He has a great sense of humour and was good company in the staff room when the rest of us were suffering the effects of the daily grind.
Anyway, he paticularly wanted me to mention that we went for lunch during the last week of term, but I don't know why as I did the inviting! What he did do, though, was send me a lovely bouquet of flowers to mark my leaving school, which was very much appreciated. :)
Check it out and enjoy!
While I am mentioning people, a friend of mine keeps reminding me that I haven't yet mentioned him in this blog, so here goes....
I have known Tony for several years and even longer by repute (enough said about that but suffice it to say that his fame went before him!). He took early retirement from his deputy headship (catching, isn't it!) and then began to do supply teaching at my school. He has a great sense of humour and was good company in the staff room when the rest of us were suffering the effects of the daily grind.
Anyway, he paticularly wanted me to mention that we went for lunch during the last week of term, but I don't know why as I did the inviting! What he did do, though, was send me a lovely bouquet of flowers to mark my leaving school, which was very much appreciated. :)
Magic Memories!
Now this is really exciting! Look here! The Magic Roundabout has been brought up to date and what a difference! I speak as a committed fan of the original Magic Roundabout on telly at 5.55pm Remember? In fact I used to know the people who published the French version of the books in France, but that's another story. When I went to college, I had a soft toy version of Dougal on my bed. (Yes, students were much more naive in those days - more of a sheltered upbringing!)
Anyway, click on the link, watch the trailer and sit back and enjoy a couple of moments of nostalgia. And if you are too young to remember it first time round, hard lines - you missed a treat!! :)
P.S. Anyone remember a black and white cartoon in the early sixties called Mr FooFoo?
Or am I the only person in the world who remembers it?
P.P.S. And then there was the original series of Popeye. Used to dash home from school specially to see that................enough already!!!
Anyway, click on the link, watch the trailer and sit back and enjoy a couple of moments of nostalgia. And if you are too young to remember it first time round, hard lines - you missed a treat!! :)
P.S. Anyone remember a black and white cartoon in the early sixties called Mr FooFoo?
Or am I the only person in the world who remembers it?
P.P.S. And then there was the original series of Popeye. Used to dash home from school specially to see that................enough already!!!
Update on the sheep
Regular readers will remember the story about the commando sheep from yesterday. Well, I have just been wandering about the internet and come across a very graphic explanation of how they did it! Look here. It was on this website .
When I got home today, I found that Keith had mown the lawn after all, the little treasure! AND everywhere was tidy! :) What a gem!
When I got home today, I found that Keith had mown the lawn after all, the little treasure! AND everywhere was tidy! :) What a gem!
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