Thanks again to T.K. for this.
You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and simple good manners and think the world needs to know their business?
When you have tolerated as much as you can stand you can now get your own back!!!
After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his
destination at Winchester. when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile
and started up:- "Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not
the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with
the boss no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.
This was still going on at Wimbledon , when the young woman opposite, driven
beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone
off and come back to bed!!"