"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."



('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)




Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Euro Situation

For anybody who doesn’t fully understand the Euro situation,
it is explained very simply in the picture below........
THIS IS BRILLIANT - and loopholes Europe in a "few" words 
Pythagoras' theorem - 24 words.
Lord's Prayer - 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle - 67 words.
10 Commandments - 179 words.
Gettysburg address - 286 words.
US Declaration of Independence - 1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments - 7,818 words.
EU regulations on the sale of cabbage - 26,911 words
(courtesy of T.K.)


12 comments:

ZACL said...

Great vultures, lots of diarrhoea....one query though, why is the U.K parallel with France?

;)

Cro Magnon said...

The British bird should move slightly to the right; well clear of more shit!

Jennyta said...

I did wonder that myself, ZACL.

Jennyta said...

You could be right there, Cro!

elaine rickett said...

Ha ha - I understand perfectly now - when the shit hits the fan ...

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Response of Yorkshire Pudding to the European "Community" - 2 words

Jennyta said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, Elaine! :)

Jennyta said...

Would the second word be 'off' YP? ;)

Rosie said...

26,911 words on the sale of cabbage. It beggars belief that they could say so much about one.
I don't know much about politics and the Euro situation so thanks for showing me what exactly is going on, ha ha.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Yes! How did you guess? You must be psychic!

Jennyta said...

One of my many talents, YP. ;)

Jennyta said...

It would make a good exam question, Rosie - 'Describe the sale of cabbage in not less than 26000 words.' :)

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