Yes, folks, it's me, Paddy and my pal Jake is visiting for a few days.
On Wednesday night, I slept upstairs on the landing, as usual and Jake slept downstairs in his own bed, as he has before. Sometime during the night, I heard him moving around, so I went down to see what was going on. Would you believe it, he'd only had, not one, but several little 'accidents' around the dining room!
"Oh boy!" I said, "You're on your own with this one, pal!"
And I crept back upstairs back to my own bed. No-one's going to put this one on me!