"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)

Friday, October 07, 2011

A visitor

Yes, folks, it's me, Paddy and my pal Jake is visiting for a few days. 
On Wednesday night, I slept upstairs on the landing, as usual and Jake slept downstairs in his own bed, as he has before. Sometime during the night, I heard him moving around, so I went down to see what was going on. Would you believe it, he'd only had, not one, but several little 'accidents' around the dining room!
"Oh boy!" I said, "You're on your own with this one, pal!"
And I crept back upstairs back to my own bed. No-one's going to put this one on me!


mrsnesbitt said...

Aye - something is about to hit the fan! lol! We have all been there - you have my sympathy!

Jennyta said...

Yes indeed, mrsnesbitt!

Anonymous said...



Jennyta said...

Fine last night, though, Lucy. :)

Anonymous said...

I thought Paddy was a bit unkind. Has he never been in that position, so to speak?

Jake's Solicitor said...

On behalf of my client, the aforementioned Jake, I wish to contend that on the night in question the bodily excretions were deposited by a resident canine creature of questionable parentage - namely Patrick or as his owners prefer to call him - Paddy. My client insists that that is the case.

Jennyta said...

Actually, Lucy, no he is very good in that respect.
Jake's solicitor, I would strongly advise you to advise your client to plead guilty on this one. (See my answer to Lucy.)

Shooting Parrots said...

"The fact that Jake has such a close relationship with Paddy demonstrates that he has established a family life here in the UK and it would infringe his human/canine rights to deport him."

Teresa May

Jennyta said...

Sorry, SP, he is being deported this morning, back to the bosom of his family.


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