"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Finishing things

Just got this from TK this morning but really, it could have been written by Keith! Chocolates, cheesecake, Pringles - yes definitely some of his favourite things!
Here’s a solution for so many things.  I am passing this on to you because most likely, we would welcome a bit more inner peace in our lives!

A doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the  things you have started.  I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.

I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and  Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.  Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.


Yorkshire Pudding said...

I don't think the doctor in question was thinking about bottles containing alcoholic beverages - more little tasks and mini-projects round the home and garden. Honestly, I am quite surprised that a former member of the honourable teaching profession should spend her mornings getting utterly rat-arsed! Know any good counsellors?

Jennyta said...

Nothing to do with me, YP although the person who passed it on to me is a former colleague of mine. ;)

elaine rickett said...

I love a good laugh first thing in the morning - you fool

Jennyta said...

Me too, Elaine.

cheshire wife said...

Now I know where I have been going wrong!

Jennyta said...

We always try to be helpful on this blog, CW. ;)


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