"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."



('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)




Thursday, August 17, 2006

Operations

TK's latest offering to brighten your day.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done whenI was 4. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots ofJell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

5 comments:

feathers said...

It worked Jenny! Put a smile on my face!
Hope you are well!

Jennyta said...

Fine thanks, Feathers. Nice to catch up with you again. :)

Jonathan said...

LOL

Michelle said...

Hehehehehehe :o)

Anonymous said...

Where did you find it? Interesting read »

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