"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Busy again

Busy with school preparation at the moment, so here is a little offering from TK to keep you going.

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the EasterBunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately therabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulledover to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to hisdismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side ofthe road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunnyand killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked overto the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked upthe spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away theEaster Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50yards and waved again! The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? Whatwas it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."


Snowbabies said...

lol lmao :-)

Shooting Parrots said...


Jennyta said...

Good, innit!

Abbi said...

omg lol its so not funny thats im actually pmsl


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