"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)

Thursday, October 21, 2004

To make you smile

These little gems should put a smile on your face! :)

Subject: FW: The Sea

:o) some of these are good

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids
were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences.

Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some
of the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are
some of them. The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years.

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age

Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown,
like my brother did last summer. (David age 7)

Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry. (Peter age 6)

My goldfish died. Why? (Katie age 5)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head. (Billy
age 8)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better
off eating beans. (William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
age 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin age 6)

When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid
in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her
friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)

When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of
sailors (Valerie age 6)

On holiday my Mum went water ski-ing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot
up her fanny. (Julie age 7)


Michelle said...

Roflmfaooooooooooooooooo...OMG...too funny!!!

broomhilda said...

This is just too funny!!!! My favorite was the "Oyster Balls".


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