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Yes, they are noisier now, Flighty. YP, you are we...

2009-11-07T07:38:24.147Z

Yes, they are noisier now, Flighty.
YP, you are welcome to it. I'll send a few over to you. ;)

I have always loved Bonfire Night -the expectation...

2009-11-07T04:17:41.465Z

I have always loved Bonfire Night -the expectation, the odour of gunpowder and the mischievous devil-may-care aspect of it all. Pity I missed it this year...

They do nothing for me either! As for these modern...

2009-11-06T19:00:23.223Z

They do nothing for me either! As for these modern loud-bang fireworks...!
I agree that it seems odd that they're still sold. Flighty xx

I can't believe that people are still allowed to b...

2009-11-06T17:40:13.534Z

I can't believe that people are still allowed to buy the damned things!

Hi Jenny. Likewise I too am not a fan of Halloween...

2009-11-06T13:56:04.596Z

Hi Jenny.
Likewise I too am not a fan of Halloween or Bonfire Nights.

Halloween - a celebration for ‘children [????]‘ to dress up as witches and ghosts late October. What a load of toddle, come and live in my area and you see them 24/7.

Bonfire Night. Remembrance for a failed attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament. An occasion to light fires - [OK given that, you can burn off your old rubbish] but for fireworks, beats me. Just visit the A & E departments and speak to the Fire Brigade and come to that where the hell do they get the money from?. - Mick

A desert island would be the answer, Flighty!

2009-10-31T18:31:10.912Z

A desert island would be the answer, Flighty!

That's another reminder why I particularly don't l...

2009-10-31T17:26:45.037Z

That's another reminder why I particularly don't like the weeks in the run up to Christmas! xx

I think you are right, MOB. They seem to think a l...

2009-10-30T20:16:41.310Z

I think you are right, MOB. They seem to think a large 4x4 gives them extra rights over us mere mortal motorists.

Oh yes, the festive season! Glad you had your win...

2009-10-30T06:33:14.714Z

Oh yes, the festive season! Glad you had your window shut, she sounded just peachy! I find lots of women are emulating very aggressive behaviour of poor male drivers these days, especially the 4x4 humvee type drivers. Seems the car gives them much more confidence to be obnoxious - that is until someone gets out and punches them in the nose for their cheek!

I have been at a checkout before now and asked to ...

2009-10-29T22:16:52.500Z

I have been at a checkout before now and asked to identify a cauliflower. The checkout girl didn't know what it was!

Thank you, Shammickite

2009-10-29T22:13:33.715Z

Thank you, Shammickite

It is half term. I am hoping that the supermarket ...

2009-10-29T21:56:06.152Z

It is half term. I am hoping that the supermarket will be calmer next week. Tesco was chaos this morning and it wasn't helped by a check out lad who could neither count or tell the difference between a satsuma and an orange! Luckily I didn't need petrol.

I read your story. My heart goes out to you.

2009-10-29T21:41:21.360Z

I read your story.
My heart goes out to you.

Me too, Rosie! CH, different language, definitely,...

2009-10-29T19:18:31.592Z

Me too, Rosie!
CH, different language, definitely, or maybe they were away from school when measuring was taught. ;)

Don't get me started on hairdressers! They seem to...

2009-10-26T19:14:42.799Z

Don't get me started on hairdressers! They seem to speak a different language to the rest of us or do they just have hearing problems?

Really funny Jenny and would make a good comedy sk...

2009-10-26T18:44:13.808Z

Really funny Jenny and would make a good comedy sketch.Relieved it looked ok in the end. x

Thanks Daphne and WendyCarole.

2009-10-24T21:32:02.306+01:00

Thanks Daphne and WendyCarole.

congratulations xx

2009-10-24T20:19:16.819+01:00

congratulations xx

Daphne, the computing fraternity will be everlasti...

2009-10-24T09:35:18.343+01:00

Daphne, the computing fraternity will be everlastingly grateful to your hairdresser for that! ;)
MOB, I was worried I'd end up with everything too short at one point. :)

I laboured the fact that I hate my fringe too shor...

2009-10-24T06:41:58.158+01:00

I laboured the fact that I hate my fringe too short and that looking like scary Mary was not an option to my new hairdresser. She cut my fringe too bloody short - I could have chased her with a knife!

Congratulations - that's great!

2009-10-24T00:52:50.045+01:00

Congratulations - that's great!

I had my hair cut today too. The hairdresser told...

2009-10-24T00:52:13.228+01:00

I had my hair cut today too. The hairdresser told me that when you're on the internet, criminals in vans outside can suck out all your bank details through the walls. So I'm just passing on this important warning!

Many thanks, everyone. :)

2009-10-23T21:08:53.827+01:00

Many thanks, everyone. :)

Congratulations x

2009-10-23T18:45:15.663+01:00

Congratulations x

Well done, I take it that you'll have it framed an...

2009-10-23T15:48:57.925+01:00

Well done, I take it that you'll have it framed and hang it somewhere appropriate!
have a good weekend! xx