Oh, and they generally want to keep alpacas. What???
These people are notoriously difficult to please and will dismiss fantastic properties in the blink of an eye because the ceilings are too low or the kitchen is fifty-nine feet long instead of sixty or it has a Rayburn instead of an Aga.
I generally try to avoid these programmes but Keith loves them as they give him the perfect opportunity to do his 'grumpy old man' routine and, believe me, he is working hard on perfecting that! So today, I dimly heard the presenter say, as he ushered the couple into the first property for viewing,
"I am hoping that the first thing you will feel here..."
To which Keith interjected, quick as a flash,
"Is a cricket bat!"