"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."



('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)




Sunday, October 21, 2012

Smart or wot!

Well, yes, but you'd better not get any fatter...

16 comments:

  1. Surely Paddy should get another chance to be a therapy dog. It really isn't fair. Perhaps if you put a leather muzzle on him, clipped his claws and shoved a champagne cork up his posterior he'd pass the test. Also consider a name change - Paddy suggests brawling Irishmen whereas Siegfried suggests scholarship and class. Failing that, why not dye him white and curl his fur?

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    1. Great ideas, YP. However, he can have another go at the assessment in April.

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  2. That's a perm to hanker after.

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  3. I hope he doesn't go to work wearing that thing... he'd put off anyone wanting to stroke him.

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    1. I did think that myself, Cro. However, once I am visiting on my own, I may just forget about it. There are PAT collars as well, so I am going to get him one of those and that should be enough to identify him.

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  4. Crikey that's a tight fit - a bit like a corset - I could do with one of them for round my middle.

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  5. Is the hi-vis jacket for health and safety reasons? Is there a danger of being run over by a zimmer frame or something?

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  6. One size fits all or does the jacket come in a range of sizes?

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    1. Oh no. a range of sizes, CW. This one is supposed to be Jake's size, as carefully measured by me but it is a little snug, shall we say!

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