Here’s a solution for so many things. I am passing this on to you because most likely, we would welcome a bit more inner peace in our lives!
A doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.
A doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.
6 comments:
I don't think the doctor in question was thinking about bottles containing alcoholic beverages - more little tasks and mini-projects round the home and garden. Honestly, I am quite surprised that a former member of the honourable teaching profession should spend her mornings getting utterly rat-arsed! Know any good counsellors?
Nothing to do with me, YP although the person who passed it on to me is a former colleague of mine. ;)
I love a good laugh first thing in the morning - you fool
Me too, Elaine.
Now I know where I have been going wrong!
We always try to be helpful on this blog, CW. ;)
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