Snoring? Or not

"I didn't disturb you too much last night, did I?" Keith enquired solicitously this morning. He has been suffering from a cold which has meant that the arms of Morpheus have not been all-encompassing for the past few nights.
"No," I said, "but you might want to work on NOT arguing with me when I tell you you are snoring. After all, I am the one who is awake at the time, so I KNOW whether you are snoring or not!"
He did have the grace to look slightly abashed...

8 comments:

John Going Gently said...

I sound like a pig with a gas mask on at night!!! hey ho

Jennytc said...

You conjure up such a delightful picture, John! ;)

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Who is this Morpheus woman who shares your bed? You've never mentioned her before. Is she the kitchen-maid?

Jennytc said...

Who says it's a Morpheus woman? I'm the one losing sleep. ;)

mrsnesbitt said...

Oh yes! I know this so well! lol!

Jennytc said...

You have my sympathies as a fellow sufferer, mrsnesbitt. ;)

cheshire wife said...

Me too! Comforting to know that I am not alone but no consolation in the early hours of the morning.

Jennytc said...

I think maybe earplugs will be the next step, CW! ;)

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