Here's another nice one from TK (who objected to my calling him notorious the last time, so I need to tread carefully!).
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop...
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4 comments:
Was the blonde driver on the way to see her dad in Bristol?
You just had to do that, YP, didn't you!
Thanks for the chuckle on this grey day. One of the best blonde jokes I've heard in a while!
Not bad, eh, MOB! :)
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