"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Female heating

Being of that age where I suffer from what I like to refer to as my 'personal central heating', I was complaining mildly about it last night, which got Keith into divergent thinking mode.
"What we need," he mused, " is to be able to harness all that heat and put it to good use."
"Oh yes. We could encase women in rubber tubing."
"Yes, that would really help to cool us down," I interrupted sarcastically.
"No," he said, patiently, "The point is to make use of the heat generated. It could be converted into electricity and you could have cold water pumped through the tubing and it would come out at the other end as hot water."
Very green and eco-friendly. I just hope there are no politicians reading this.


Flighty said...

Keith's suggestion sounds like something out of science fiction!
Midwife's Muse has written a number of posts on the subject which you may find of interest. xx

Yorkshire Pudding said...
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Yorkshire Pudding said...

Ooo err missus! Women enclosed in rubber tubing? I tremble with anticipation.

WendyCarole said...

I know how you feel.

Rosie said...

Very funny. Thankfully that is one thing I haven't suffered with so far.You could go on that new programme Dave Gorman's Genius. Have you seen it? Here's the send your ideas link for Keith :)


Jennyta said...

Thanks, Flighty. I'll have a look at that.
YP, hush yor mouth, man!!
Nice to see you here, WendyCarole.
Thanks, Rosie, I'll check that out. :)

Wallo said...

I think Keith may have thought about that one a bit too much. Sounds like a pre planned idea he was just waiting for the opportunity to divulge!

jay said...

Does Keith yet realise that women at this stage of their lives are apt to be a bit homicidal - um, I mean tetchy? LOL!

I refer to that special feeling as 'my own personal summer'.

Jennyta said...

Wallo, trust me - it was quite spontaneous. :)
Jay, I think he has been a bit 'sheltered' in that respect - me being so continuously calm and peaceful - ALL the time!


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