Wot??

"Do you know where there is a Spar round here?" Keith asked one of the locals where we spent New Year.
The man looked thoughtful.
"Hmmm, have to ask the wife about that," he said, "I know where there's a sauna, though," he said, brightening up.
"No," said Keith, with a completely straight face, "We just want to buy a few groceries."
"Makes you wonder how some people's minds work, doesn't it?" he said to me afterwards.



8 comments:

Silverback said...

You need to get Keith to roll his r's a bit more. Maybe try wearing high heels as I've heard that'll do the trick !!

Jennytc said...

USA is doing you no good at all, is it, Ian!!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Perhaps the man's response is not surprising as - I have heard -there are many halfwits in Wales.

Jennytc said...

Much the same as in Yorkshire, then, YP. ;)

Yorkshire Pudding said...

No Jenny. Not the same as in Yorkshire at all.

Jennytc said...

I think you are going to have to back up your arguments on both counts then, YP. :)

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Both counts? I don't understand. Perhaps that's because I am also a halfwit. I have fallen into your trap!

Jennytc said...

Couldn't possibly comment, YP. ;)

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