"Well, there is only one piece of advice I can give you," said the wisest of wise men. "The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."



('The Alchemist' Paulo Coelho)




Saturday, February 24, 2007

Holidaymakers!

A nice little gem to amuse you from Elder Daughter.

These were taken from a newspaper article about the travel industry and the complaints made by tourists:

"No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

"It is your duty as tour operators to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
"I was bitten by a mosquito - no one said they could bite."
"We booked an excursion to the water park but no one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."
"The brochure stated : 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers, will we be ok staying here?"
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
"It took us nine hours to fly to Jamaica from England - it only took the Americans three hours."
"There were too many Spanish people. The receptionist spoke Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."
"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the rooms that we booked."

6 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Ha! Ha! The thickness of some of my fellow countrymen never ceases to amaze me! Or were the people who made those holiday remarks Welsh?

Craigy Baby said...

Oh Jenny, the hairdresser one is classic !!!!! Well done Eldest Daughter, I shall be chuckling about that for some time yet :)

Anonymous said...

The hairdresser comment is fantastic!

Jennyta said...

Certainly not, YP! I'll set Keith on you if you pursue that line of thought!
Glad you enjoyed it, Craig.

Liz said...

Those are so funny!

Love the hairdresser one and the flying to Jamaica one.

Jennyta said...

Hello, Liz. Thanks for visiting and glad you like the jokes.

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