Retirement

Well folks, just when the muse is failing, TK rides in to the rescue!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day Harold and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Harold called him a sh#thead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus!
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

9 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

You and Harold - you're bloody mad!...And how can anybody have fun in Rhyl for Chrissakes?

Jennytc said...

I agree with you about Rhyl. It has sadly gone completely down the pan since I last visited it as a fun-loving three year old! Full of chavs now.

Snowbabies said...

Roflma! That's wicked!

Anonymous said...

Yes Jenny, a lot has changed in Rhyl in the last 18 years.....that IS when you were 3 years old, wasn't it ? ;) And love the new pic by the way - you look very warm and inviting !

Jennytc said...

You've just redeemed yourself, Craig. ;)

The Leadership Blogger said...

It's Rhylly AWFUL!
(Err, seiously, if you arrive while they're writing one, they have to let you off.


Unless it's a policeman.


Not many people know that)

Jennytc said...

I didn't know that, George. Thanks. I'll keep it in the recesses of my mind in case I ever need it.

krip said...

You're like a couple of hoodies ;)

Shooting Parrots said...

Excellent!

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