Keith expresses the opinion every now and then that women's brains are smaller and therefore less effective than men's. You may wonder why he is still around to tell the tale (and no, his broken ankle is not the end result!) but we women can rise above such insults. We don't need to let such obvious misapprehensions bother us.
But we can get our own back .................read on!
When Lawrence found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautifulwoman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 5 million pounds."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.....