So there we all are, slaving away in the shop, twisting people's arms up their backs in an effort to persuade them to part with their cash while Keith has his day off. Suddenly the phone rings. I answer.
"I've just driven the Camaro!"
Instant visions appear within my head of Keith careering down the road at the speed of light (it's capable of 400 horse-power!) BUT with no insurance, no road tax and no MOT.
"So, where did you take it?" I ask in an 'insouciant' manner.
"Two feet along the garden!" was the excited reply.
So, no need for panic just yet then!