T.K. comes up trumps again!
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
They forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)
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LOL...my fav...."Thats OK".....means screw you buddy, i 'll do it myself!!!
don't forget this one - What ever you say - You are lying out your ass.
grr haloscan dont seem to want to open for me,
I rather liked that post, I should tell my other half to read it :D
Excellent! It's taken me 20 years to get the hang of things like "When you've got a moment," actually means "Any time in the next 30 seconds."
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