Find your perfect mate :)

I had an email today with the following attachment, so I thought I'd share it. With apologies to any Irish readers, enjoy!.............

How can you possibly not love the Irish?
"Personal ads" in the Dublin News

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes,
> Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick
> Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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> Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime
> fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a
> thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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> Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
> and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady
> for bail purposes, maybe more.
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> Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
> cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21
> year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
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> Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for
> wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic
> walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight
> under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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>
> Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
> alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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> Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
> double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-
> minded twin sister.<